I've got a proclamation to make. I am now going to declare myself:
The CEO of Smooth Jazz
The reason is simple really, if Jay-Z can call himself The CEO of Hip-Hop, then I too can take on a fictitious corporate title. I know, I know, so what are my credentials for this new job title? Well, I do dabble in the jazz flute a bit. I learned from Ron Burgundy , he's quite a dabbler himself. I find that I am very much qualified for this position, and think it will look very nice on my resume.
If you think about it Smooth Jazz really is my forte. I don't listen to Smooth Jazz, nor do I know why it must be "smooth". This could work, I think. Perhaps I will always introduce myself as "The CEO of Smooth Jazz" for awhile and see how it goes. We all know that I will now answer the phone with, "Hello, this is Kevin Ridgway, the CEO of Smooth Jazz".